January 14th, 2013
  • Emily Thorne: What shall we toast to?
  • Daniel Grayson: Taking it slow and drinking it quickly.
November 24th, 2012
  • Peter Quinn: You should know that everything that you say in here will be used against you in your trial. You should also know you are facing a possible death sentence.
  • Nick Brody: I want a lawyer.
  • Peter Quinn: Life is full of disappointments.
September 28th, 2012
  • Schmidt: Okay, fine, you know what Jess, fine, you can be my other shot girl
  • Jess: Yes!
  • Nick: Shot girl, no, you can't be a shot girl.
  • Jess: Why not?!
  • Nick: Because you don't have that specific hotness that shames men into spending $9 on a $2 shot! She doesn't have it!
June 12th, 2012


  • Sean: We writers do love our pens.
  • Morning: I had it engraved!
  • Sean: Y.C.O.M.T. ... ?
  • Morning: You came on my tits.
  • Sean: ...That is true.
March 1st, 2012

Unlikely things to hear in a police station.

Flipping hilarious.

June 2nd, 2011

The Arrangement’s Britain’s Got Talent Audition 2010.

One of my favourite acts from BGT 2010. S’ashame that they didn’t get to the finals but were very (unexpectedly) unique and on a whole, awesome!